What the future holds

Bored, waiting for his brother to come out of the bathroom, our little charmer was working his magic on an adult woman at the fair. His pick-up line was, "I got to wear a tank top today." By the end of the conversation, she had given him a light-up dinosaur toy. Upon hearing this, Owen said, "Didn't you tell her you had a brother?" I had to laugh, because I'm sure I'll hear Owen muttering the same line many times in the future, but it will be to meet girls not get toys.